Wednesday, October 15, 2008

How To Tell

So, after getting my stuff delivered today, and then realizing that the first thing I needed to unpack was all my cleaning supplies in order to make the rest of the apartment safe to unpack things into, I now present "To The Last Person Who (Theoretically) Cleaned My New Apartment", in the style of Jeff Foxworthy...

  • If you leave not only all the dust and crud but also 3 blue tupperware lids on the top shelf of the kitchen cupboards... you may not be cleaning thoroughly enough.

  • If you leave a bottle of Aleve in the cabinet... you may not be cleaning thoroughly enough.

  • If there is still a picture of your grandparents and their dog in one of your drawers... you may not be cleaning thoroughly enough.

  • If the plug for the bath tub, along with the associated plug chain, has fused to the corner of said bath tub because it has not moved in such a very long time... you may not be cleaning thoroughly enough!!!11!1!one!!1!


That is all.

1 comment:

Laurel said...

LOL Send it to Jeff...he'd probably use it!!