Tuesday, December 30, 2008

5-7-5

Since my earlier haiku was taken down (by myself) for being factually inaccurate, I figured it is only fair to replace it with... more haiku*.

Haiku for Jason:

exaggeration
is not tolerated here
just cold, hard logic

self-referential haiku:

exceptionally
circumlocutorious
versification

here's one from a shirt one of my co-workers wears sometimes:

haiku are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator


*remember kids, the plural of 'haiku' is 'moose' ... or wait, is that 'sheep'?

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Inscrutable

Exhibit A:


Tempered by Exhibit B:
http://www.king5.com/weather/ <-- note, this link only relevant in the here and now. For future historians, allow me to sum up:
Snow, Rain, Slush, Freezing Temperatures Overnight, Ice, Busses sliding down hills, etc etc.... in a nutshell, sub-optimal driving conditions. Did I mention I live halfway up one of the largest hills in Seattle?